A 18-Year-Old Finds Her Mom’s Marijuana and Flushes It Down the Toilet . . . So Her Mom Attacks Her
When you were a teenager, if your mom had found your secret weed stash, she would’ve flushed it down the toilet. But what if the roles were flipped?
18-year-old Ashley Mullane of Vero Beach, Florida found her 46-year-old mother Kyle’s bag of weed on Sunday night, just sitting on the kitchen counter.
So Ashley did the mature, responsible thing . . . and started flushing it.
Except Kyle walked in while she was doing it . . . started SCREAMING at her daughter for flushing her weed . . . then SLAPPED her in the face.
The cops came, but Kyle said she didn’t hit Ashley and was fine with losing her marijuana. The police report says Kyle told them, quote, “it was no big deal because she would just go out and get more.”
So she was arrested. And because she’d been convicted for domestic battery before, this time she was charged with a felony. (The Smoking Gun)
A Guy Is Arrested When He Poops in the Street and Splashes on a Kid
If this guy’s diarrhea was just a little less EXPLOSIVE, he wouldn’t be a criminal.
25-year-old Chas Cox of Glastonbury, England had a bad case of diarrhea last month. Like, REALLY bad. So bad that he got hit with a bout as he was crossing a street, and didn’t have time to get to a bathroom.
So he dropped his pants and let it rip right there in the CROSSWALK.
Unfortunately for him, a mother and her five-year-old son happened to be crossing at the same time . . . and Chas’s poop SPLASHED onto the kid.
Not surprisingly, he was arrested for outraging public decency. But he just pleaded not guilty in court, because he swore his diarrhea didn’t give him any option BUT to explode right there on the street.
His case was tabled until August while a judge reviews it. (Central Somerset Gazette)
Three Trucks Hit Each Other During a Confederate Flag Parade
A bunch of people put Confederate flags on their trucks and drove through a town in northwest Georgia on Saturday. And a video of it went viral, because one of them stopped too fast . . . got hit by the truck behind it . . . and then hit the truck in front.
(Search for “Confederate Flag Parade – Wait for It.” It happens at 1:06. Warning: There’s lots of profanity from the guy with the camera.)
