Hugh Hefner’s Ex Talks About What Sex With Hef Was Like
Hugh Hefner’s former number one Holly Madison has a new tell-all book coming out, and she talks about how horrible her life with Hef was.
She says their relationship started back in 2001, when during a night out he offered her a handful of “large horse pills held together by a crumpled tissue,” and asked her if she wanted a Quaalude.
When she turned him down, he said, “Okay, that’s good. Usually, I don’t approve of drugs, but you know, in the ’70s they used to call these pills thigh openers.”
However, she was homeless and decided to move into the Playboy Mansion a few weeks later.
She soon became his number one girlfriend. Holly says that when it came to sex, all of quote, “tried to get it over with as quickly as possible.”
The first time she entered his bedroom, Holly says it was like an episode of hoarders: piles of videotapes, stuffed animals, art, and gifts littering the room. (Ew! Stuffed animals?!)
She said two TV’s would be playing porn, as Hef sat in the middle of the bed smoking a joint and um, well…getting to “know” himself.
Holly says “The girlfriends, in various stages of undress, were sitting in a semicircle at the edge of the bed . . . some kneeling, some standing, some lying down. When I think about it now, it’s almost comical. Every red-blooded American male has no doubt fantasized about what went on in Hugh Hefner’s bedroom with his harem of blond bombshells. The answer? Not a whole lot.”
Holly decided to leave in 2008, and says Hef tried to bribe her by leaving her $3 million in his will. She says, “I actually pitied him for stooping to that level. I couldn’t help but be offended. Did he really think he could buy me?”
She says she’s ready to talk about all of this now because “I’m done being afraid of people. I don’t have any loyalty to Hef. I haven’t talked to him in four years, so there’s no reason to reach out now. Besides, it’s the truth.”
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